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Florida Senate Assembly members have added an amendment to ban people from proclaiming that they've got a pair by displaying them publicly on the back of their trucks in the form of faux beef genitalia.

I haven't quite figured out why, I suppose the cows in Florida aren't as happy as they are here in California. They must have got a coalition together and petitioned to do something so these evil people will quit offending them. I'm glad we're not the only ones making a nanny-state fool of ourselves.

Way to go, Florida voters!

So if you're planning on taking a trip to the freedom loving state of Florida, do yourself a favor and tuck your pair up under your bumper so you don't get a $60.00 ticket.