I'm holed up in the Four Seasons Hotel with 30 other automotive journalists after just returning from a day long drive in the new 2009 Dodge Journey crossover. I can't give you the skinny until Friday because the review is under embargo, meaning everyone gets the fair shot to report at the same time, with Chrysler marketing also having all of their ducks in a row.

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We shot down to Lake Meade for a day of driving. Tell you more in a few days.

I am ready to put one of my fellow journalists on mental health watch. After numerous tries, he can't find anyone to go with him to the Carrot Top show at the Luxor.

Shoot me first! What can possibly be more depressing then going to see Carrot Top? Going to see Carrot Top alone.