"Hey, you! Yes, you, swerving all over the road!

"You see that colored lens on the corner of your car? It's a turn signal, you moron! And that stick poking out of the left side of your steering wheel? That controls the signal, dope! Signal before you change lanes at 80 miles per hour -- you're not the only car on the road!

"Get off my tail and let me change lanes -- I'll gladly get out of your way if you'll just give me a chance and signal your intentions. It's not a race. I don't care if you get ahead of me. I'm just trying to get home alive."

That's me, yelling at the idiot drivers on the 10 West, heading home from Palm Springs yesterday. I've removed the expletives for your delicate eyes -- but believe me, there were streams of them coming out of me all the way.

I'm working on an oath for all readers of the 4DriversOnly.com pages. Check back here -- I still have to cool down from my six hours in traffic yesterday.